What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

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Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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